01. "Can a full grown woman truly love a midget?"
02. "...and remember, the next scream you hear may be your own!"
03. "They won't stay dead."
04. "Today the pond! Tomorrow the world!"
05. "To avoid fainting, keep repeating 'It's only a movie...It's only a movie...'"
06. "Abby doesn't need a man anymore. The Devil is her lover now!"
07. "If this movie doesn't make your skin crawl it's on too tight!"
08. "There's only one thing wrong with the Davis baby: it's alive."
09. "Who will survive and what will be left of them?"
10. "When there's no more room in Hell, the dead will walk the earth."
11. "The night HE came home."
12. "This woman has just cut, chopped, broken, and burned five men beyond recognition.
13. "You'll never go in the water again."
14. "In space no one can hear you scream"
15. "If this one doesn't scare you, you're already dead!"
16. "I warned you not to go out tonight."
17. "It's not human, and it's got an axe!"
18. "John will never eat shish kebab again."
19. "They're back."
20. "Man is the warmest place to hide."