01."Hey - check this out! I found the ass end!"
02."Trust is a tough thing to come by these days."
03."If I weren't about to shit in my pants right now, I'd be fuckin' fascinated."
04."I see dead people."
05."I can smell your cunt."
06."Heeeeeeeeere's Johnny!"
07. "It's been a funny sort of day, hasn't it?"
08. Never say who's there? Don't you watch scary movies? It's a death wish. You might as well come out to investigate a strange noise or something.
09."That was very student film."
10."I don't get mad. I bake."
11."No more dead bodies for Daddy tonight."
12."You've got the body, I've got the brain."
13."Whatever you do, don't fall asleep."
14."You know that part in scary movies when somebody does something really stupid and everyone hates them for it? This is it."
15."Drink from me. And live forever."
16."The dead are not quiet in Hill House."
17."Yeah? Well, your nipples are dumb."
18."What an excellent day for an exorcism."
19."We just cut up our girlfriend with a chainsaw. Does that sound 'fine'?"
20."You want me to salute that walking pile of puss?"